This week’s prompt for the 100 Word Challenge was “so that is why I am always last”. I enjoyed writing this piece and I hope you enjoy reading it.

“It’s not my fault I came last. I started the race with a reasonable placing, 16th. But then a herd of  African elephants ran in front of me, and then to make things worst a swarm of angry wasps began chasing me. But the problems didn’t end there, because the famous Tom Cruise walked by and the Paparazzi blocked my path and started asking for my autograph. To add to my dreadfully long list of complaints Ronald McDonald started hunting me causing me to go off course and into the forbidden woods, so that is why I am always last.”